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RMN Commercial #1 – Schlunk
Hi, this is Ray Mossholder with some questions for you:
Do your eyelids droop below your chin? Does your liver quiver? Do you get that rundown feeling when you’re hit by a car? If the answer to any of those questions is yes, you need Schlunk. Schlunk comes in amazing colors that makes them easy to separate from other pills. You can get them in puce, chartreuse, or striped like a zebra
Schlunk is guaranteed to raise your eyelids to your hairline. Your liver will thank you for taking Schlunk. And cars won’t hit you anymore.
The only reason that nine out of ten doctors don’t recommend Schlunk is because they are racist. Go to your pharmacy and ask them for Schlunk. And if you’re pharmacy doesn’t carry Schlunk, stage a protest. Picket signs are available on request. The NRA will also supply guns for the occasion.
Some people taking Schlunk for the first time have had their ears fall off. Others have complained that their nose continued twitching for the rest of their life which didn’t last very long after taking Schlunk. Still others have had to do get a divorce because of the bad breath that comes from taking Schlunk. But these minor problems are nothing compared the benefits of taking Schlunk.
It is true that the Food And Administration warns against taking Schlunk. Well, Schlunk warns against the Food And Drug Administration. Lawsuits are pending on both sides.
To order a huge supply of Schlunk, phone 222–222– 2222. That’s 222–222–2222. Once more that’s 222–222 –2222. Or call Cryptomight Mortuary in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Arrangements for funerals can be made at the very same time.
And remember: Don’t believe all the junk you hear against Schlunk.
RMN Commercial #1 – Schlunk
RMN Commercial #1 - Schlunk